Showing posts with label Fried Chicken. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fried Chicken. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 28, 2020

On the Side of the Angels - Brown's Fried Chicken

Let’s start with an idea.  It’s a simple one.  Let’s float the notion that what Americans embrace as the most American of foods invariably find their respective origins in the wildly and most disparately un-American of culinary antecedents.  Take the all-American hot dog:  references to meat-in-tube-form abound in Homer’s Odyssey (that’s 9th Century B.C. Greece for you kids keeping score at home), though most food historians cite Frankfurter, Germany, 1487, as the birthplace of our own dirty water dog’s first proud progenitor.  As for the mighty and ever-ubiquitous American hamburger:  Romans enjoyed patties of spiced, ground meat called isicia omentata, though it’s 19th century cousin, the Hamburg steak, hailing from the eponymous port city in Germany, and which now gives its name to the pucks of ground beef that Americans consume, on average, at the rate of 222 pounds per year.  That’s the equivalent of 800 burgers per person, per year. 

So if we then follow this path of bivalent logic to the sunny, blue-skied clearing of its inevitable truth—that the Americanness of our most national foods are inversely proportional to ratio of their identity as “American” when juxtaposed to its pedigree in extraterritorial otherness—then I would suggest that fried chicken is this country’s most American of dishes.  That’s right, folks:  yard bird is even more American than apple pie and Chevrolet.

Because unlike the hot dog and the hamburger, the origins of fried chicken are hotly in dispute.  One school of food historian will have you believe that fried chicken was first developed in west Africa, where it was battered and seasoned, then fried in palm oil for maximum deliciousness.  Another faction of culinary historian argues, however, that fried chicken was invented by the Scots, who later shared their chicken fried-in-fat technique with populations of enslaved west Africans across the antebellum American South.  No matter which camp in this great chicken debate stands on the right side of history (though I, for one, believe fried chicken is a uniquely African culinary invention), what’s not in dispute is fried chicken’s extraordinary yin-yang function within American foodways, simultaneously expressing both the historical ugliness of American racial hostility and stereotypes associated with the dish, while also functioning as a force of good by playing the part of great American culinary cross-pollinator and unifier, enriching the quotidian cuisine of any ethnicity—black, white, Korean—willing to gather under the mighty banner of its eminence.  A most American dish through and through.

And despite the seemingly impenetrable fog of history surrounding fried chicken’s inception, there is one thing I know with absolute certainty:  fried chicken is my favorite food.  Like, ever.  My death row meal.  My desert island dish.  For this eater, no other food comes close in besting fried chicken in succulence and savor, and I will seek it out no matter how difficult proves its procurance or how sketchy seems its source.  Which brings me to Brown’s Fried Chicken, easily among the most ethereal—if unlikely—of fried chicken experiences in a lifetime spent as an ardent devotee in constant pursuit of the stuff.  Because Brown’s Fried Chicken is located inside a gas station, set in a somnolent, out-of-the-way corner of Charlottesville, Virginia.  And because my encounter with its greatness—like so many of life’s truly great meals—was entirely accidental.  

To wit:  my teenage daughter was hungry.  I needed gas.  We had just spent the morning at Thomas Jefferson’s Monticello and needed fuel for body and machine before making the two-hour return trip to our home in Washington, D.C.  So we left the third president’s hilltop estate and drove around residential Charlottesville, slowly, aimlessly, without any real idea of destination, until we saw it:  a yard sign shoved in fallow, late-winter grass, the kind of sign nascent relators use, which advertised a free piece of fried chicken for every ten-gallons of gas.  I looked at my daughter and smiled.  She rolled her eyes, a gesture of teenage acquiescence if ever there was one.

We parked and went in.  What we discovered inside Brown’s was a high temple of gastronomy posing as an everyday gas station, stocked with the obligatory Slim Jim’s and Yoohoo and bags of commercial pork rinds, but smelling, just under the whiff of diesel, like my mother’s very own rural Missouri kitchen on days she would fry chicken.  It was magic.  Behind the counter the day of our visit was none other than the proprietor himself, Mike Brown, or as I had yet to formally meet Mr. Brown, an effusively friendly man of robust middle age, who happily rang us up for two bottles of Cheerwine and a single, five-piece box.  After receiving our food and a promise from Mr. Brown that our chicken would no doubt please, my daughter and I returned to the front seat of our car to eat (Brown’s is takeaway only; seating is available in the comfort of your own vehicle, should you choose).  So eat we did.  We went at our food like the famished and underfed, wordlessly gnashing at our chicken until the thigh bones rang against our teeth like castanets.  With the chicken quickly dispatched, we looked over at each other, father and daughter, dazed and full of chicken-fried wonder, scarcely able to comprehend the deliciousness of what we had just eaten.

We were also slathered in chicken grease.  Our faces glistened with the stuff.

So we went back in.  We returned to Brown’s and asked the attending fry-cook to speak with Mr. Brown so we might praise his mind-bendingly wonderful chicken in person.  But we were kindly informed that Mr. Brown was now elsewhere in the building, attending to other business.  Crestfallen, we asked instead for a restroom in which to wash our hands.  The cook informed us Brown’s had no public restroom, but after reading the pleading look on my daughter’s face, offered us use of the handwashing station in Brown’s kitchen.  

Even as an industry professional twenty years in, it’s always a bit strange to first enter the kitchen of a fellow cook whom you’ve only just met, with the ticket of admittance being as much about trust and professional intimacy as any transactional traffic or dietary concern.  But we were invited, so enter we did.  We walked through a lone swinging door and found the sink.  And as my daughter scrubbed away, I crept around Mr. Brown’s kitchen, peering into the fry grease, then bending to nose the flour-and-spice mix, all with the kind of open-mouthed awe a visitor to Oz might evince upon first peering behind the curtain.  This place, I thought, this is where the magic happens.

It was also the place that Mr. and Mrs. Brown suddenly reappeared to find my daughter and me in their kitchen, still wet to the elbows with soapy water, looking very much like two people caught with their hands in the proverbial cookie jar of culinary secrets.  We looked guilty.  Or I did, at least.  The flour on the tip on my nose was a dead giveaway.  Mr. Brown said nothing.  He didn’t have to.  The expression on his face said it all:  I’m sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for you being in my kitchen with my flour on your face.
  
I smiled and laughed and tried to play it cool.  But then I blew it.  Big time.  Because I let my own curiosity get the best of me.  I asked Mr. Brown if it was Old Bay I had just tasted, secreted somewhere deep inside the crust of his chicken, that so beautifully imparted an extraordinary depth of flavor in the skin, and an almost miraculous umami pop inside the meat.  Mr. Brown looked at me, then looked at the mound of his secret spice rub just behind me, then back at me again as if were a dimwitted child who had just stuck his finger in wall socket for fun.  A look crossed Mr. Brown’s face much the way a sudden cloud will pass across the face of the moon.  He shook his head and held open the kitchen door as if to invite my daughter and me to take our leave.  But when, in a last, desperate, Hail Mary attempt to stave off eviction, I asked Mr. Brown about how he had come to be in the business of frying chicken, Mr. Brown seemed to brighten.  He grinned and let go of the door and began to speak in a low, sonorous voice full of the kind of music you hear only in the South.  A sotto voce of pure beauty.  

This is what he said:

“We started Brown’s on April 4, 1984 is Esmont, Virginia, about twenty minutes south of Charlottesville.  We started selling chicken sandwiches, which my father pan-fried in the store.  The sandwiches were a hit.  So in 1989, we remodeled the Esmont store and installed a new system that allowed us to fry chicken in bulk.  We began to sell meals and chicken dinners in larger quantities and build a credible reputation until we sold that location in 2006.”

Warming to his subject, Mr. Brown continued:

“In early 2011—I think it was the month of April again—we got the opportunity to purchase this 1218 Avon Street location, where we are currently taking fried chicken and trying to build gas volume.  About a year and a half ago, we started giving a free piece of chicken with a fill up.  If a customer fillers his or her vehicle with a ten-gallon gas minimum, they get a free piece of chicken of his or her choice.  To our knowledge, we don’t think anyone has ever done anything like that.  Once we do some renovations, we plan to advertise on TV and radio and get church groups and schools involved.”

At this point, Mr. Brown grew almost wistful:

“Kim and I can’t cook each and every piece of chicken, nor can we serve each and every customer, but we hope and pray our employees take as much pride as we do when we’re present.  We are a Christian organization and try to lead by example in greeting, thanking, and treating all of our customers with respect, which is much more important than anything else we do.”


Having spent my entire food career in an industry run on cynicism and fueled by snark, I hardly knew how to respond.  I was dumbfounded.  I was nonplussed.  Witnessing Mike Brown’s heart-felt earnestness was, for me, like staring into the sun.  I blinked dumbly, dazedly, at Mr. Brown, who seemed to understand.  He looked at me and nodded as if in benediction.  We shook hands then, the Browns with my daughter and me, and said our goodbyes.

My daughter and I spoke very little on the ride home.  It wasn’t as if we had nothing to say.  Neither of us spoke because neither of us wanted to break the spell.  Something had happened to us in Charlottesville. Something special.  Between father and daughter.  Between the Browns and us.  Was it the miraculous fried chicken?  Was it our conversation with Mr. and Mrs. Brown?  Or was it the palpable inscrutability of their kitchen and the culinary magic therein?  If either of us knew the answer, neither of us gave it voice.  Instead, we rode on silently with the smell of fried chicken still heavy in the car, with greasy paper napkins still on the floorboards yet around our feet, and with the absolute certainty between us that we’d return to Brown’s one day soon for a few gallons of gas and their wondrous fried chicken.  

Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Brown.  Your food is exquisite, and you both are clearly on the side of the angels.

Go there, people.  Tell the Browns I sent you.  And please, whatever you do, order the five-piece box.






Monday, December 22, 2014

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner - Wayside Takeout

The idea was to impress the girl.  Not just any girl, mind you, but the girl to whom I had, this last summer, professed my truest love.  Because this girl (whom we’ll yet call X) was traveling from Chicago see me and discover all that is great and good about my hometown-for-now of Washington, D.C.  This trip would effectively be her first visit to D.C. in over twenty years, and it was up to me to present D.C. at its capitol best—its coolest museums, its finest restaurants, its hippest watering holes.  All in the span of a way-too-brief forty-eight hours.

What to do.

Planning X’s first twenty-four hours in D.C. was a no-brainer:  there would be a trip to the National Portrait Gallery, followed by Chef-pal Hamilton Johnson’s five-course tasting menu at Vidalia, followed by cocktails composed by master-mixologist and friend, Jeff Faile, at Partisan, in Washington’s newly reminted Penn Quarter.  The day would be perfect.  Pure magic.  One for the ages.  This much I knew.  But how could I possibly improve on this?  How could I best such fun? 

I had my doubts.  I had a beer.

Then I had my answer.

We would avoid D.C. altogether. 
 
Instead, I would offer X Virginia in its purest form, the Virginia we, here, dream about:  a rolling October’s drive through horse country.  Autumnal foliage.  Golden, sun-dappled light.  Wood smoke in the air.  I would offer a glorious, two-hour drive down to Monticello to there mutually delight in Mister Jefferson’s hilltop home, and all the views of Charlottesville and the University of Virginia those splendid gardens and grounds would surely afford.

So we went.  To Monticello.

To here and now undertake any discussion on the confoundingly contradictory nature of Thomas Jefferson (as we know it) is a fool’s errand in the extreme, with the subject being too highly nuanced to be sufficiently redressed in this silly little blog about food (buy me a beer, however, and I’ll speak ad infinitum on the syntactical shell game the estate’s docents deploy when describing Jefferson’s relationship with slave and lover, Sally Hemmings).  Suffice it to say that X and I had a perfectly delightful time marveling at the apotheosis of Virginia’s greatest mind.  The Colonial-era technological marvels atop Jefferson’s desk.  His books.  His gardens.  The dumb waiter he built specifically for wine.  Pure genius.  All of it.  But these delights were expected.  It was Thomas Jefferson, after all.  What X and I found so extraordinary was what happened just after we left Monticello. 

Because lunch happened.  That’s what.  And not just anywhere, boy-o, but at Charlottesville’s truly remarkable Wayside Takeout.

Wayside Takeout is an aberration in the current zeitgeist of culinary branding, which demands every purveyor of truly authentic regional cuisine—be it a long-cherished, deeply-enshrined area institution, or a tarpaper shack on the side of the road—incessantly remind its eaters of just how truly authentic its food really is, until the meaning of “authenticity” becomes lost in that linguistic funhouse of Derridaian post-structuralism found in food media and Yelp reviews.  Wayside is different.  It’s refreshingly—almost shockingly—old school.  Because Wayside’s décor maintains a classic, dino-era theme that has nothing to do with food.  Walk into Wayside, and you’ll see counter staff and cooks alike festooned in t-shirts of Cavalier orange.  Gaze upon its walls and you’ll see it papered with every manner of school banner, team calendar, and greater campus announcement, as if Wayside had been commandeered and annexed as outpost of the University of Virginia’s Student Union.  It’s not until you notice what’s offered on its letter-board menu behind the counter that there is any indication of Wayside’s deeply serious culinary intent.  Fried chicken.  Fried clams.  Fried livers.  Sides galore.  This profusion of Tidewater classics will be a familiar gastronomic litany to anyone who has visited Virginia, to be sure, but what’s not mentioned on the menu, and what X and I discovered upon ordering our own shared five-piece box, is that everything at Wayside is fried-to-order.  Fried.  To.  Order.  No pre-cooked yardbird.  No heat lamps where flavor crawls up to die.  Not here.  Here, you order.  They cook.  In that order.  And when you are served, moments later, your chicken arrives perfectly moist, perfectly crispy, and most importantly, having magically attained, for this eater at least, that death-row-last-meal state of absolute culinary perfection.

X and I sat in a booth with our chicken, our Cheerwine, our hushpuppies, our two sides of greens and slaw, and there we quietly devoured our food in the kind of happy and stunned silence that attends all truly great meals, where no one is compelled to speak because there simply are no words, and where only a quick smile is required to convey one’s own deeply satisfied culinary bliss. 

The importance of fried chicken to American gastronomy, in general, and to African-American foodways, in particular, can hardly be overstated.  Frying was used as the primary method of preserving chicken by generations of African-Americans, particularly those traveling across the segregated American South.  Fried chicken eaten cold—as it would have been eaten by entire populations of hungry travelers denied access by Jim Crow to white-owned restaurants—is the best and truest measure of its greatness, I believe.  So X and I ordered an extra piece of chicken to take with us on the road, and headed back home.  Hours later, just before midnight, and after the chicken had endured miles of travel and a stint in my fridge, we shared that piece, in the space on the bed between us, still in its paper box.

And it was freaking great.

That the good people of Wayside Takeout fry and serve chicken with all the quiet and masterful reverence the dish deserves speaks admirably of them.  That they fry chicken so well and with absolutely none of the pretense that usually accompanies such culinary greatness, is nothing short of miraculous. 

Go there.  Order the five-piece box.  Order some Cheerwine.  And share it with the person you love.  She just might be impressed.  Maybe.


 Your links:  Wayside Takeout:  http://www.waysidechicken.com/internet/

                     
                     Vidalia:                 http://vidaliadc.com
                     
                     Partisan:               http://www.thepartisandc.com     


Post Script:  For the record, our meal at Vidalia was a minor masterpiece of gastronomy, and our         cocktails at Partisan were pure genius.  Hamilton Johnson and Jeff Faile are incredibly gifted at what they do, and I am honored to bathe in their light.  -C         

Monday, February 13, 2012

Finding Religion With the (New) Luther - Breakfast at ChurchKey

There are, we know, two kinds of eaters in this world.  There is the deus ex machina, you-are-what-you-eat variety, who regards the human machine as sacrosanct, as a corporeal temple in the ad maiorem gloriam sense, and whose food consumption is wholly (if angrily) based on a differential calculus of sphincter-puckering complexity wherein derivatives such as nutritional content, sustainability, and ethical harvesting and/or slaughter methods determine the function of whether that Twinkie he is so deeply jonesing for gets shoved into his sanctimonious gobhole, or not.  And then there’s the other kind of eater.  The kind like me.  The kind who believes that within the great bosom of the world beats the heart of assassin, that we’re all just food for worms (the old king-that-ate-of-the-fish-that-ate-of-the-worm-that-now-eats-of-the-king ouroboros of Shakespearian logic thang), and that we’re all just polishing the brass on the Titanic before it goes down.  The kind of eater whose world-weariness and fatalism turns him into a gastronomic bon vivant, a lamp shade-wearing, Hunter S. Thompson-styled fuck-it-I’ll-eat-it kind of omnivore willing consume pretty much anything I come across as long as it wasn’t first tazed or tortured or doused in ammonia or purveyed by a king or laughing clown.

For this kind of eater (and if you’re reading this, that’s likely you) I have the breakfast sandwich for you, friend-o.  It’s the New Luther at Washington, D.C.’s magnificent ChurchKey.  There’s just one catch:  it’s not on the menu (you have to ask your server for it).  And it’s only available on Sunday from Noon to 8PM.  But you already knew that, didn’t you, eh hipster?

In it’s original form (whose progenitor, legend has it, is Mulligan’s bar in Decatur, Georgia), the Luther, named for singer Luther Vandross, is an all-beef patty topped with bacon and sandwiched between two Krispy Kreme donuts.  At ChurchKey, the New Luther is decidedly more haute and high-rent.  At ChurchKey, pieces of boneless, buttermilk fried chicken replace the beef burger, the bacon goes uptown with an applewood smoke, and the Krispy Kremes are replaced with two house-made brioche donuts, glazed with maple-chicken jus, and topped with pecans.  Think of it as a bold new riff on the chicken-and-waffles Southern flavor combinations, with salty and sweet doing those naughty things they do so well together.  The chicken is perfect.  The buttermilk comes through magnificently with a lovely bite of black pepper right behind it.  The bacon is wonderfully smoky.  The brioche is perfectly unsweet behind the perfectly pitched goodness of the maple glaze.  (And all this paired with a truly lovely breakfast stout).  One bite of the New Luther and you’ll likely blush.  And you didn't think you could do that anymore, did you?  Blush, that is.

You could go to ChurchKey for any of their 550 beers from over 30 countries.  You could go to ChurchKey for any of their 50 beers they offer on draught.  You could go to ChurchKey for the 5 cask-conditioned ales they keep in constant rotation.  But you won’t.  You’ll go for the New Luther.  The best breakfast sandwich in America.  Says me.  And you’ll go for the London Calling-era Clash aplay on the in-house system.  And the Lipitor endorsement deal that is surely in your post-New Luther future.

Your link for ChurchKey:  churchkeydc.com